Some Oldies but Goldies   1 comment

ME: What are you looking for in a girlfriend? SHANE: Well of course she has to be hot and prefereably rich ME: *nothing*

Shane: “If there was a superhero called Flyman he would get eaten by Spiderman who would get eaten by Batman”

*health fund ad comes on tv* TV AD: Because kids think money comes out of a hole in the wall. Shane: I don’t like this ad. It clearly insults my intelligence, I do NOT think money comes out of a hole in the wall. And I do not appreciate having my intelligence insulted like this.

Shane: That Princess Kitana is pretty hot for a 10,000 year old chick isn’t she mum? Me: *says nothing*

“Mum” *ignoring the kid* “Mum” *still ignoring* “Mum!!* *more ignoring for fear its to do with pokemon* “Muummmmmm” *STILL with the ignore* “MUM!!!! ITS IMPORTANT!!!” “What Shane?!?!?!” **FART** **sound of shane falling on floor laughing hysterically**

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Posted August 9, 2010 by lifewithshane in Thing that make me *sigh*

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  1. Ahhhhhh Shane. You make me so freaking happy,

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